Sunday, July 15, 2012

Alexandria: Horizontal Stripes


I'm sure he's a very nice old man, and I guess if you have managed to stay alive for over 60 years, you have some right to rock the beer gut. But please remain content to sport it, rather than let it explode in our eyesight. Horizontal stripes should be just that. Horizontal. If you are getting diagonal rings, then something just isn't sitting right. If you are round in places that should not be excessively round, horizontal stripes will only magnify the situation.

Also, the heat and humidity are out in full force, and for practical reasons, it is generally a better choice to wear clothes that will breathe in the summer, rather than the ones that asphyxiate your pores. Tight is not in right now, and should be avoided unless you are going for the "I'm sweaty and I know it" look.

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